Over the course of multiple purchases of tracks on iTunes, I have almost every track from this album now. If Everyone Cared was my favorite, but Rockstar and Next Contestant were so funny, I couldn't help but love 'em.
From the soundtrack for the Future of the Body issue of Popular Science magazine, September 2005. Published under a Creative Commons license. More info and music at http://www.jonathancoulton.com. (c) 2005 Jonathan Coulton
www.verytasteful.com **One more year at this school I'm still learning One more year... He is known as The-One-Who-must-not-be-named all the wizards they run and hide I am known as the boy-who-lived I could take him down I'd know if I try I know that he wants me dead I know that he wants me dead But I've got these skills and my man Dumbledore got the Granger and the Weasley by my side ** I faced death a couple of times You can say it's all half of me Every year my life's in peril Some says it's my destiny